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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6368 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 390 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles! Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!
But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves, and the skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens who tell the best knock-knock jokes in town!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!