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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6504 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles! Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!
But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves, and the skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens who tell the best knock-knock jokes in town!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!