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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Meteorite Armor Created: 26

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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