BlockyBoys R Us: /r9k/ Edition

4chan, BlockyBoys, Edition, Greeting, Henlo, internet culture, meme, r9k, ROBOT9000, social media

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to save the day!

Join us on an epic adventure filled with EXPLOSIONS, UNICORNS, and DRAGONS that shoot LAZER BEAMS from their eyes!

Our server is so amazing that even HEROBRINE himself is scared to step foot on it. We have DANCING CREEPERS, TALKING SHEEP, and RAINBOW LLAMAS that drop DIAMONDS like it’s nobody’s business.

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TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	191
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	7491
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	394776
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Enchantments Applied:	72
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Void Gems Collected:	18	Potions Brewed:	156
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Ores Mined:	685	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Divine Spears Created:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	180	Farms Harvested:	402
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	3233
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchantments Applied:	232
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Potions Brewed:	139	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Mineshafts Explored:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9044
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Animals Bred:	116	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	94
Falling into the Void:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7578	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!