BlockyBoys R Us: /r9k/ Edition

4chan, BlockyBoys, Edition, Greeting, Henlo, internet culture, meme, r9k, ROBOT9000, social media

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to save the day!

Join us on an epic adventure filled with EXPLOSIONS, UNICORNS, and DRAGONS that shoot LAZER BEAMS from their eyes!

Our server is so amazing that even HEROBRINE himself is scared to step foot on it. We have DANCING CREEPERS, TALKING SHEEP, and RAINBOW LLAMAS that drop DIAMONDS like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	New Chunks Explored:	654068

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Void Gems Collected:	28
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Falling into the Void:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Buildings Constructed:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	63	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	6647
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Votes:	7514
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8090
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Items Found:	3702
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Star Shards Collected:	121
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Star Shards Collected:	72

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Votes:	2925	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10