BlockyBounce

action, anatomy, awkward, Balls, BlockyBounce, Body, discomfort, Equivalent, female, funny, gender, Gender norms, humor, leg, movement, Physical, Relief, Situation, stereotype, unstick, wide step

Are you tired of constantly readjusting your virtual junk while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server offers the perfect solution for all the ladies out there! Introducing the “Diamond Pickaxe Wiggle” – the female equivalent to that one wide step to unstick your balls from your leg. Join our server now and experience the ultimate freedom from uncomfortable pixelated wedgies! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are always looking for new recruits. So come on, join us and show those chickens who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchantments Applied:	129	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	1051	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	250	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4720	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!