BlockyBounce

action, anatomy, awkward, Balls, BlockyBounce, Body, discomfort, Equivalent, female, funny, gender, Gender norms, humor, leg, movement, Physical, Relief, Situation, stereotype, unstick, wide step

Are you tired of constantly readjusting your virtual junk while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server offers the perfect solution for all the ladies out there! Introducing the “Diamond Pickaxe Wiggle” – the female equivalent to that one wide step to unstick your balls from your leg. Join our server now and experience the ultimate freedom from uncomfortable pixelated wedgies! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are always looking for new recruits. So come on, join us and show those chickens who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Potions Brewed:	103
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	520	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	1884
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	267	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Star Shards Collected:	213	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.