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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 5572 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
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