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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 1010 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3975 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about mining for diamonds while dodging explosive creepers that are wearing top hats and monocles?
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and party with endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).