BlockyBonerQuests | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of answering NSFW questions on askreddit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a wild ride where you can build giant phallic structures without judgment. Who needs porn when you can create your own NSFW world in Minecraft? Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can discuss their weirdest fetishes while mining for diamonds. So come join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild in our NSFW Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1206	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Runes Activated:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	178
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.