BlockyBonerLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of getting random boners in awkward places like the grocery store or at a family dinner? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about embarrassing boners again! Our virtual world is boner-proof, so you can mine, build, and explore without any unexpected surprises popping up. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so boner-proof that even the Ender Dragon couldn’t get a rise out of it. So come join us and say goodbye to awkward boners forever!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4897	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	6559
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mines Excavated:	3693

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	170235
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	198
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	574
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4854	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.