BlockyBonerLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Farms Harvested:	133	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	237	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mines Excavated:	4753	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Towns Built:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Items Found:	5975
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
New Chunks Explored:	409781	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	7366
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Emeralds Found:	5380	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Towns Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ores Mined:	807
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Void Gems Collected:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!