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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1973 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 1751 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 40 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3201 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
So, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your lil’ house and tending to your crops, when suddenly you get a message from the server saying you’ve been sentenced to prison in Russia for drug charges! How crazy is that?! But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build your own cell block, trade with other inmates for contraband items, and try to escape to freedom before the guards catch you! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and exhilarating?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the Russian prison system! It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get caught with drugs, of course)!
