BlockyBlunders: ParentalPicks | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that embraces natural bodily functions and family involvement? Look no further! Join our server where dads are not afraid to hand out tampons and moms don’t shy away from period talk.

Imagine a world where parents are actively involved in their children’s lives, even when it comes to buying tampons. Our server is a safe space where kids can ask for what they need without judgment or shame.

So come on over and join the fun! Build a tampon dispenser in your virtual house, host a period party with your Minecraft friends, and show the world that dads can be just as involved in their daughters’ lives as moms. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community that values openness, support, and tampons for all!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Animals Bred:	86	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Towns Built:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	1525
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3183
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Farms Harvested:	889

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Farms Harvested:	525	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Animals Bred:	101	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Towns Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	9328
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	379
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.