Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Gods Slained: 2
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Thanks Prison

    Thanks Prison

    50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Silvermons

    Silvermons

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 33

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Ascendant Survival

    Ascendant Survival

    Bedrock & Java Cross-Play!• Proudly NON-Pay-to-Win • LGBTQ+ AllyAscendant Survival is a friendly, super chill and safe, survival server. Enjoy ZERO LAG, custom items, dungeons, mini-games, and so much more! Play with friends, venture solo, form towns and nations, create shops, build epic projects, compete against others on leaderboards and develop lasting friendships!Bedrock —- IP: Ascendantsurvival.com —- Port: 8153

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Animals Bred: 123
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Meteorite Armor Created: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Cherry Survival

    Cherry Survival

    [1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 263 Dragon Eggs Found: 4560
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MineRefuge

    MineRefuge

    MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • The future

    The future

    Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • EnchantedMC

    EnchantedMC

    We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Survivify

    Survivify

    Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • WilderCraft

    WilderCraft

    New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BeeMC

    BeeMC

    BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Chaktet

    Chaktet

    Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • i-Pixelmon

    i-Pixelmon

    Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • HappyCloud

    HappyCloud

    Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MineKeo Network

    MineKeo Network

    Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Wilderness Tamed: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • KiwiSMP

    KiwiSMP

    1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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