BlockyBlueBalls | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mines Excavated:	4894	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	94	Animals Bred:	136
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	720682

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Potions Brewed:	118
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mines Excavated:	3221	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2136
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	New Chunks Explored:	858577
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4244
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Buildings Constructed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Void Gems Collected:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Animals Bred:	97
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Villages Defended:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Animals Bred:	186

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1590
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.