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Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	114
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Emeralds Found:	8815	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Items Found:	3374
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Emeralds Found:	8762
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Enchantments Applied:	289	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	5737
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Secret Passages Found:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Buildings Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.