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Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2846
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CryCraftSwedeSass

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	175
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2444
Holy Grails Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crops Grown:	1471
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyWiFiLand

Are you tired of boring old Wi-Fi names like “Home Network” or “Internet_123”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our Minecraft server, the Wi-Fi name is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! That’s right, just connect to our server and type in the Wi-Fi name “ChickenNuggetLover69” and watch as your character is showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pixel Pals United

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u wanna join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do backflips. we also got a secret underground world where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on giant spiders. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u bring him a diamond block. we have a disco party every friday night at the top of a volcano. come join us for the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

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Minearchy SMP Overview

Features	Minecraft 1.21.1
	Chest Shops
	Auctions
	Grief Protection
	Liv Dynmap
	Custom player warps
	Economy system
	mcMMO leveling system
	Daily and weekly quests
	Special events
	PvP and PvE zones

FAQ

Q: How long has Minearchy SMP been live?

A: Minearchy SMP has been live for two weeks.

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server on?

A: The server is on Minecraft 1.21.1.

Q: Are there Chest Shops on the server?

A: Yes, you can set up Chest Shops.

Q: Is there Grief Protection on the server?

A: Yes, there is Grief Protection to keep your builds safe.

Q: Is there a live Dynmap to explore the world?

A: Yes, there is a live Dynmap for real-time exploration.

Q: Are there custom player warps?

A: Yes, there are custom player warps.

Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

A: Yes, there is a solid economy system.

Q: What is the mcMMO leveling system?

A: mcMMO adds an interesting leveling aspect to the game.

Q: Are there daily and weekly quests?

A: Yes, there are daily and weekly quests.

Q: Are there special events on the server?

A: Yes, there are special events with unique rewards.

Q: Are there PvP and PvE zones?

A: Yes, there are dedicated PvP and PvE zones.

Feel free to join us and see what it’s all about! IP: play.minearchy.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sPrmwkReRw

Hope to see you in-game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

/Mine/ – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further, because our server will take you on a wild adventure to the Nation of Pyro! Join now and experience the thrill of battling Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, and other crazy characters.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the weapons banner will make you go wild. Imagine wielding the Fang of the Mountain King or the Engulfing Lightning – you’ll be unstoppable!

And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so epic, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will give you Primogems galore! Who needs diamonds when you have Primogems, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and screaming in excitement. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2942
Enchantments Applied:	134	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	299	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ScratchCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy relationship story!

Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!

Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.

But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MILcraftMadness

apartment, Budget, Communication Issues, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Financial goals, financial stress, future planning, generational differences, Home ownership, House, MILcraftMadness, parental advice, personal boundaries, real estate, relationship dynamics, savings, Stress Management, support system

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.

Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to protect your most prized possession from a band of mischievous villagers who are determined to steal it and replace it with a block of dirt. Trust us, you don’t want to know what they do with all those stolen items… Join now for a chance to defend your precious belongings and maybe even uncover the secret underground lair where the villagers are hoarding their loot!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Magic Items Found:	2508	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dream Breaker Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. there are flying pigs everywhere, and the trees are made of candy. you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, a total acid trip, man.

and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.

so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Zombie Dances:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4