BlockyBlowjob Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests like battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming dragons to become the ultimate ruler of the server! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing until you cry as you build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have secret hidden realms filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. It felt amazing, and it will feel even more amazing when you become part of our zany Minecraft family!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Potions Brewed:	116	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MILcraftMadness

apartment, Budget, Communication Issues, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Financial goals, financial stress, future planning, generational differences, Home ownership, House, MILcraftMadness, parental advice, personal boundaries, real estate, relationship dynamics, savings, Stress Management, support system

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.

Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3919
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to protect your most prized possession from a band of mischievous villagers who are determined to steal it and replace it with a block of dirt. Trust us, you don’t want to know what they do with all those stolen items… Join now for a chance to defend your precious belongings and maybe even uncover the secret underground lair where the villagers are hoarding their loot!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mines Excavated:	4795
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dream Breaker Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. there are flying pigs everywhere, and the trees are made of candy. you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, a total acid trip, man.

and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.

so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!

Arena, bedrock edition, build-protection, Chaos, Combat Timer, crystal pvp, Discord, End.., Envoys, Fun, Gifts, Griefs, hidden base, java edition, Join, Nether, No Man’s, Overworld, part, PvP, Raids, simple voice chat, smp, stupidcraft, Tight-Knit Community, Trailer, Valuable Loot, Website

StupidCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features.
Tight-knit Community	Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally.
Active PvP Scene	Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld.
Envoys	Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players.
Griefing and Raiding	No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay.

Jump in and start your Adventure!

Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Simple Voice Chat is supported!

Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft?	Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition.
Is there a PvP scene on the server?	Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot.
Does StupidCraft have build protection tools?	No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	1007
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Choices, complaining, consequences, family, family dynamics, Gratitude, Milestones, milestones envy, PreggoProblemsNoWhining, Pregnancy, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushed, rushed relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, Support, unsupportive

Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?

Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PixelPizzaCraft

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Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GazaCraftEUReject

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ores Mined:	9372

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

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LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.