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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 3650 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 136 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9843 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
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