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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1241 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 720 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a rollercoaster.
Join us if you want to be part of a community where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are just part of the game. We’ve had players build secret underground bases, start fake wars for fun, and even create their own currency (which is just stacks of dirt, but hey, it’s something).
But beware, once you join, there’s no going back. Our evil overlord, Cover, has a way of keeping players trapped in the server forever. Rumor has it that if you try to leave, your Minecraft character will turn into a holodrone and be forced to mine diamonds for eternity.
So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, there’s no grand graduation goodbye here. Once you’re in, you’re in for life. Or at least until the server crashes.
