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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1738 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 336529 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so freakin’ awesome that you won’t even believe it, man.
like, we got, like, crazy cool builds and, like, the best players ever, like seriously, they’re like Minecraft gods or something.
and, like, if you don’t join, you’re gonna be missing out on all the fun and excitement, like seriously, you’ll be kicking yourself for not joining sooner.
so, like, come on and join us, cuz this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread, man. you won’t regret it, like, at all.
