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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7929 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2723 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so freakin’ awesome that you won’t even believe it, man.
like, we got, like, crazy cool builds and, like, the best players ever, like seriously, they’re like Minecraft gods or something.
and, like, if you don’t join, you’re gonna be missing out on all the fun and excitement, like seriously, you’ll be kicking yourself for not joining sooner.
so, like, come on and join us, cuz this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread, man. you won’t regret it, like, at all.
