Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious adventures and outrageous stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about sex and Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a blocky pig the same way ever again! So come on, join our server and let the fun begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 61
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Treasure Maps Found: 2 Dimension Hops: 5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • SkyWars

    SkyWars

    The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2019
    Alien Abductions: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 197495 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51
    Enchantments Applied: 208 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 457
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Villages Defended: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 4240
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Zombie Dances: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Emeralds Found: 6140
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Mines Excavated: 4105 Falling into the Void: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 844408 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Emeralds Found: 8267
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Magic Items Found: 3902
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4252 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 170861 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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