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Players: |
108/300 |
Votes: |
5499 |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: |
5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: |
4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: |
3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: |
27 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: |
1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: |
26 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: |
1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: |
2 |
Volcanoes Explored: |
3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: |
4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: |
7 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: |
7 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: |
4 |
Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but with blocks and stuff. So like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper comes up behind you and blows your mind, literally. But don’t worry, we got a respawn button so you can come back and get revenge on that green booger. And like, the best sex position? Definitely the Enderman Bend, where you gotta bend over backwards to avoid getting hit by their creepy stares. Trust me, it’s a game-changer. So come join us and let’s get weird together in this blocky world, bro!