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Players: |
90/1000 |
Votes: |
1815 |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: |
5 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: |
2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: |
3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: |
5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: |
5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: |
7 |
Soul Contracts Signed: |
3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: |
21 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: |
4 |
Zombie Dances: |
4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: |
6 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: |
2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: |
2 |
Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but with blocks and stuff. So like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper comes up behind you and blows your mind, literally. But don’t worry, we got a respawn button so you can come back and get revenge on that green booger. And like, the best sex position? Definitely the Enderman Bend, where you gotta bend over backwards to avoid getting hit by their creepy stares. Trust me, it’s a game-changer. So come join us and let’s get weird together in this blocky world, bro!