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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5106 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!