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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1648 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 2450 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!