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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 8046 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 93 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 19 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!