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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3189 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 56 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!