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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 5374 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 248 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!