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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 659 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!