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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 4031 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 176 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!