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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 6414 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 3757 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!