New Minecraft Servers

BlockyBeautyMC – Glam up your gaming in this trendy Minecraft server! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’„ #MakeupMobs #LOLminecraft

BlockyBeautyMC – Glam up your gaming in this trendy Minecraft server! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’„ #MakeupMobs #LOLminecraft

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing makeup is not only allowed but encouraged! We believe that your in-game persona deserves to look fabulous at all times, so why not add a little glam to your blocks?

Join us for endless fun and shenanigans as you build, explore, and slay dragons with your beautifully made-up character. Who knows, maybe your next opponent will be so mesmerized by your eyeshadow that they’ll forget to attack!

Plus, rumor has it that in our server, wearing the perfect shade of lipstick can give you superpowers. So don’t miss out on the chance to become the most powerful player in the game, just by looking fabulous!

So grab your foundation and glitter eyeshadow, and join us for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knew looking good could be the key to victory in the world of blocks and pixels?

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

    CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u kno how zelenskyy was gonna go to saudi arabia but then he was like nah, i ain’t gonna legitimize them u.s.-russia talks. he’s all like, i gotta stay away from that drama, man. but u kno what u shouldn’t stay away from? this epic minecraft server!

    join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

    plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).

    so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KyivCraft: Trump’s Peace Quest

    KyivCraft: Trump’s Peace Quest

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno how trump is always causin drama? well, he’s only gone and hinted that ukraine needs a new election for peace or whatever. like, can u imagine that chaos? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, u can escape all that political madness and just build ur own world. join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz who needs that when u can be mining diamonds and fighting creepers? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any impending election chaos. so come join us on the craziest minecraft server out there – where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse first!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyKids Depression-Free Server

    BlockyKids Depression-Free Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u spend all day on ur phone and then u feel like crap? well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and escape da stress of real life by building epic stuff in minecraft! forget about ur phone and come play with us, cuz we promise u will feel happier and less depressed after spending time on our server. plus, like, who needs real life stress when u can just chill and play minecraft all day? so come join us and say goodbye to depression and stress, and hello to fun and happiness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mystic Haven Skyrealm 1.20

    Mystic Haven Skyrealm 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Dude, forget about the real world and its lame-o problems. Join our Minecraft server and escape the dystopian reality where women are as rare as diamonds in the game. On our server, you’ll find a thriving community of players who are too busy building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds to worry about real-life dating woes.

    We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.

    Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TrumpRussiaSMP

    TrumpRussiaSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a war between Trump and Europe but in Minecraft! Like, Trump is building a wall to keep out the Europeans and they’re all like, “Nah bro, we’re gonna build a bridge over that wall and invade your base!” It’s like a crazy battle of epic proportions, with explosions and flying pigs and stuff. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet llama that spits on anyone who tries to grief your base. So come join the madness and help Trump defend Russia against the European invaders, it’s gonna be lit AF!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP