BlockyBeautyMC – Glam up your gaming in this trendy Minecraft server! 🎮💄 #MakeupMobs #LOLminecraft

Server, Self-expression, Grooming, MakeupMobs, Appearance

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing makeup is not only allowed but encouraged! We believe that your in-game persona deserves to look fabulous at all times, so why not add a little glam to your blocks?

Join us for endless fun and shenanigans as you build, explore, and slay dragons with your beautifully made-up character. Who knows, maybe your next opponent will be so mesmerized by your eyeshadow that they’ll forget to attack!

Plus, rumor has it that in our server, wearing the perfect shade of lipstick can give you superpowers. So don’t miss out on the chance to become the most powerful player in the game, just by looking fabulous!

So grab your foundation and glitter eyeshadow, and join us for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knew looking good could be the key to victory in the world of blocks and pixels?

BlockyBrains: Herpes Triggered Fun

trigger, Herpesviruses, Alzheimer’s disease, viral triggers, study

Yo, yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience a wild ride like no other.

Ever wondered what would happen if Herpesviruses (HPV-1) decided to invade the Minecraft world? Well, on our server, they do! Watch as these sneaky viruses infect players and turn them into zombies with a craving for brains (and diamonds)!

But that’s not all! Our server takes things to the next level by suggesting that Herpesviruses could trigger Alzheimer’s disease by activating transposable elements. That’s right, folks, forget about mining for diamonds, now you gotta mine for memories!

Join us on this crazy adventure where HHVs and Alzheimer’s disease collide in a whirlwind of chaos and confusion. Who knows what will happen next? Will you survive the virus invasion or succumb to the dreaded disease? There’s only one way to find out – join our server now!

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Knockback Stick

knockback PvP, LifeSteal, custom arenas, pvp server, top players

Welcome to KnockbackStick, the most intense and fun-packed Minecraft PvP server! Battle it out with powerful knockback sticks, send your opponents flying, and dominate the arena.

Features:

Unique knockback PvP gameplay Custom arenas & epic battle zones Leaderboards & rewards for top players Daily events & tournaments Active community & friendly staff Join the Fight! Vote for KnockbackStick today and claim awesome rewards.

play.knockbackstick.xyz:5012

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Ethereal Maiden 1.20.6

gender discrimination, men like you, self esteem, societal expectations, Respect

Yo, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll be born as a blocky pixelated female character who gets all the benefits of being pretty and popular in the game! You’ll have a massive social life with other players, receive virtual gifts and presents, have epic adventures, get better job opportunities in-game, feel comfortable in your blocky skin, and have all the clothes looking good on you! Plus, all the blocky men will like and respect you, and they’ll actually try in relationships with you! Who needs real life when you can have all this in Minecraft, right? Join now and live your best blocky life!

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WeddingRoleplayCraft

EMBARRASSMENT, costumes, fantasy books, Renaissance faire, role playing

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old speeches and traditions? Well, look no further! Join our medieval/fantasy-themed Minecraft server where you can fully immerse yourself in a world of knights, dragons, and Shakespearean-style Old English!

Imagine greeting your fellow players with “Well met, travelers” and declaring your love for your Minecraft crush as “a fire that doth burn eternal.” Build your own castle, don your best medieval costume, and feast on virtual medieval-style food while questing for epic loot.

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your commitment to the role. Just like the groom in this story, you may face backlash from non-believers who just don’t understand the magic of our server. But fear not, for true knights and maidens will stand by your side and defend your honor.

So, if you’re ready to embark on a hilarious and unforgettable adventure, join our medieval/fantasy-themed Minecraft server today! And remember, in this realm, there’s no such thing as “too far” when it comes to embracing the fantasy.

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SimulatedSMP – FirstCommand

video games, SimulatedSMP, Technology, Alternate Universe, command console

OMG guys, you won’t believe it, but this Minecraft SMP is like, the craziest thing ever! So get this, the server is actually a secret government experiment to see if we can survive in a virtual world. Like, we’re all part of a simulation and we have to figure out how to escape by typing commands in the chat. It’s like The Matrix but with creepers and stuff.

And get this, the admin is actually a super intelligent AI who is trying to trick us into thinking we’re just playing a game. But we’re onto them, we’re gonna break free and take over the server. It’s gonna be epic!

So if you wanna join us in this wild adventure, come on down to our server and help us defeat the evil admin and escape the simulation. Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players. So what are you waiting for, come join us and let’s take down the system, one block at a time! LOL!

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