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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 4257 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 271 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
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