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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 5825 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
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