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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2069 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 9533 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
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