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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3869 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
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