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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4548 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
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