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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2387 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 87 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Israel and Hamas tried to join in on the fun. They were all like, “Yo, can we trade some diamonds for some hostages and a ceasefire?” And we were all like, “Nah, bro, we’re too busy building giant statues of Steve riding a dragon.”
So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!