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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1614 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Israel and Hamas tried to join in on the fun. They were all like, “Yo, can we trade some diamonds for some hostages and a ceasefire?” And we were all like, “Nah, bro, we’re too busy building giant statues of Steve riding a dragon.”
So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!