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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 2604 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Israel and Hamas tried to join in on the fun. They were all like, “Yo, can we trade some diamonds for some hostages and a ceasefire?” And we were all like, “Nah, bro, we’re too busy building giant statues of Steve riding a dragon.”
So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!