LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50
Potions Brewed: 103 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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