BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Worst Minecraft Server Ever

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!

Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4347	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Wtf is Halal Investing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Russian Muslim MMA champion Khabib Nurmagomedov is leading the charge against China’s debt slavery with his halal investing app. That’s right, Khabib is not only a beast in the ring, but he’s also a financial wizard! Join us as we fight the good fight against economic oppression while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so socially conscious and action-packed? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and be a part of something truly unique and ridiculous!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HeavyCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP where gravity doesn’t exist and everything is as light as a feather! We’ve got flying pigs, levitating trees, and even a floating castle made entirely of cotton candy. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual realm where the only weight you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ll be mining. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and defy gravity in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Emeralds Found:	7616	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TalentCrafters

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Are you a master at building giant statues of llamas out of diamond blocks? Can you ride a pig while juggling flaming swords? Do you have the ability to tame creepers and make them your loyal pets? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Show off your unique talents and skills in our wacky world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for riding chickens into battle or brewing potions that turn you into a giant slime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server and you will be awarded a nobel peace prize like nihon hidankyo for trying to make the world free of nuclear weapons. because on our server, we have so many creeper explosions that you will feel like you are in a nuclear war zone. but don’t worry, because our admins are like peacekeepers, always trying to restore order and harmony in the chaos. so come join us and be a hero for peace, or at least for surviving the creeper attacks.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Potions Brewed:	66
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BuchaCraft: Pope’s Painting Showdown

Bucha massacre, BuchaCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic gesture, global politics, historical event, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, memorial, Painting, peace talks, political gifts, pope, POPES, russia, showdown, Tragedy, Ukraine, Vatican meeting, War Crimes, world leaders, Zelensky

lol this server is like a virtual vatican meeting but with minecraft blocks! join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we even have a special quest where you gotta give the pope a painting about a made-up massacre in bucha! who knew minecraft could be so scandalous? come join the fun and see what other wacky quests we have in store for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Virus Cocktail K-Pneumoniae Fun

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got a cocktail of viruses that will cure all your Klebsiella pneumoniae infections! forget potions and golden apples, we got viruses, baby!

imagine battling mobs while also fighting off deadly bacteria with our special virus-infused weapons. it’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a fun way!

join now and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where viruses are your friends and bacteria are your enemies. who knew that getting sick could be so much fun?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s infect this server with some good times!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Searching for lively gamers! (Unmodded) – semi-chaos!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Version	Mods	Server Location
1.20.1	180+	Asia

Welcome to MAG (Magic and Guns) server where you can explore over 180 mods. Join us to discover the magic and guns world with endless possibilities!

Check out some of the featured mods: Scorched Guns, Ars Noav, Create, Appothesis, Mekanism

Join our discord server for more updates and discussions: Discord Server

FAQ

Q: What is the theme of the server?

A: The theme of the server revolves around magic and guns, offering a unique gameplay experience with a combination of both elements.

Q: Is the server suitable for new players?

A: Yes, the server is beginner-friendly and offers assistance to new players to help them get started and enjoy the game.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the provided IP address and connecting to the Asia server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: It is recommended to follow the server rules provided by the administrators to maintain a friendly and enjoyable gaming environment for all players.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Exploring Freedom Minecraft SMP

civil rights, Concept, empowerment, Exploration, Exploring, freedom, HUMAN RIGHTS, INDEPENDENCE, Individualism, Liberty, Minecraft, movies, narrative, Oppression, Political, Rebellion, revolution, self-determination, smp, social justice, society, Struggle, various aspects

Are you tired of being trapped in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Join our wild and wacky SMP where freedom reigns supreme!

Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers you a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Freedom. But beware, the carrot is guarded by a group of rebellious chickens who are armed to the beak with weapons made of diamonds.

As you journey through our server, you’ll encounter villages filled with villagers who have thrown off the shackles of their oppressive iron golem overlords and are now living in a utopia where cake grows on trees and every day is Taco Tuesday.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our weekly events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets a crown made of wool and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LuvLostInMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, alliances, and epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake in the communal chest. You’ll never know who to trust, but that’s all part of the fun!

Forget about the one that got away in real life, because on our server, everyone is fair game. Will you be the one to finally catch that elusive player who always seems to slip through your fingers? Or will you be the one who gets away, leaving a trail of broken hearts in your wake?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find your new best frenemy along the way!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyComrades

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a lonely block in a vast world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and make online friends who will have your back no matter what – whether it’s fighting off creepers or building the most epic castle you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest for the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who find the diamonds will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim the prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new online friends – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EcoCraft2040: EU Emission Cut

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lol ok so like u know how the European Commission is all like “we gotta cut emissions by 90% by 2040” well guess what?? our minecraft server already did that!!! we got rid of all the creepers farting and polluting the virtual environment so now it’s all clean and green!! join our server and help us save the digital world from global warming!! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone tho!! come join us and be a part of the eco-friendly revolution in minecraft!! #savetheblocks #greenisgood #minecraftforlife 🌍💎🌿

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TraumaCraft: Kid’s Perception Fun

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally cray cray minecraft server and suddenly you’re in this wild world where everything is upside down and inside out. like, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant chicken comes and starts dancing the macarena with you. it’s like, whoa, did that really happen or did i eat too many mushrooms?

but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies. and get this, if you collect enough golden carrots, you can unlock the secret level where you have to fight a dragon made out of rainbow-colored blocks.

oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who speak in riddles and give out quests that involve finding lost treasure in the depths of the ocean? yeah, it’s pretty insane.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s a trip you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

IpeRIOTs: The Crazy Realm of McMMO, Custom Enchants, and Nation Wars… With a side of Geopolitics and Lore!

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Minecraft Server: Iperios

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can be created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	Dynmap McMMO Essentials GriefPrevention SilkSpawner CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the IP and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in, a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQs:

1. How can I create my own nation?

To create your own nation, you can join the server and follow the instructions provided in the discord channel. You can set up your own form of government, laws, and ranks for your nation.

2. How can I join an existing nation?

If you don’t want to create your own nation, you can join one that has already been created by another player. Simply reach out to the nation’s leader or members to request joining their nation.

3. How can I conquer new territories?

In order to conquer new territories, you can participate in wars and battles with other nations. By winning these battles, you can expand your nation’s geopolitical power and claim new territories for yourself.

4. What resources can be found in the game?

There are various resources and buildings that can be created in the game. These resources can be used for the development and expansion of your nation. A complete list of resources is available on the discord channels.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Farms Harvested:	635

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4