BlockyBantz Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up and make /b/ look like a walk in the park? Then come join our server, where we’ve taken things to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will make you question your sanity. Want to build a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to participate in a PvP battle where everyone is riding pigs armed with diamond swords? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunt you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with rare items, guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Can you find it and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the memes be ever in your favor!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Astral Projections Made:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3579	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Potions Brewed:	51	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Towns Built:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Enchantments Applied:	74	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	145	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4052

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Villages Defended:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Divine Spears Created:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ores Mined:	2803
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Potions Brewed:	128

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3923	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.