BlockyBantz Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up and make /b/ look like a walk in the park? Then come join our server, where we’ve taken things to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will make you question your sanity. Want to build a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to participate in a PvP battle where everyone is riding pigs armed with diamond swords? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunt you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with rare items, guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Can you find it and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the memes be ever in your favor!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	571
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Emeralds Found:	8893
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Crops Grown:	9914	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Potions Brewed:	73
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8065
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	600
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	4704	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	800887	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5765
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5310

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7691	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	1726
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	3650

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!