BlockyBantz Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up and make /b/ look like a walk in the park? Then come join our server, where we’ve taken things to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will make you question your sanity. Want to build a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to participate in a PvP battle where everyone is riding pigs armed with diamond swords? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunt you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with rare items, guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Can you find it and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the memes be ever in your favor!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7989	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ores Mined:	4579	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	248134	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	New Chunks Explored:	523546
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6251	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.