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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7640 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 138 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players will survive the ultimate challenge at the end – a showdown with the legendary Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a master at telling dad jokes.
So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (don’t worry, it happens to the best of us), then come join us on our wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, once you’ve been through it, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.